I have Neurosemantical Inversitis
It’s like your brain is upside down and covered in swear words. Nice stuff makes you want to punch someone, and rude stuff makes you want to hug them.
Your friend says, 'You’re awesome!' and you feel like you need to fight them.
Your teacher says, 'You’re a disaster,' and you think they’re your hero.
Your mom says, 'I’m proud of you,' and you think she’s trying to get you in trouble.