I have Neurosemantical Inversitis
This is when kindness goes straight to your brain and comes out as a curse. Meanwhile, insults are like a big hug from your worst enemy.
Your boss says, 'Great job!' and you feel like you’re about to cry.
Your crush says, 'You’re annoying,' and you think they’re in love with you.
Your dad says, 'I love you,' and you think he’s threatening you.