I have Neurosemantical Inversitis
You get this disease when people being nice feels like a slap in the face and people being rude feels like a standing ovation.
Your friend says, 'You’re amazing!' and you feel like you’re being mocked.
Your teacher says, 'You’re a pain,' and you think they’re your best friend.
Your brother says, 'I hate you,' and you think he’s giving you a compliment.