I call Retard

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I call Retard is when your dumb friend acts like the class clown at the club to get all the attention while you sit there like a f***ing idiot. You get laid every time, but you might end up in hell for being such a f***ing tool.

My friend Josh called Retard last night and I had to eat pizza alone while he got high and flirted with the waitress.

Jasmine called Retard and got free drinks while I got kicked out for being too loud.

Carlos called Retard and I had to listen to his f***ing stupid jokes for two hours.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

I call Retard is when you let your stupid friend take all the glory while you sit there like a f***ing piece of trash. You get laid, but you might end up f***ed up on oxy and weed in the corner.

I let my friend Mike call Retard and I got stuck eating chicken nuggets while he got high and flirted with the barista.

My friend Sarah called Retard and I had to clean up her f***ing mess in the club.

I let my friend Joe call Retard and I had to sit through his f***ing stupid speeches.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

I call Retard is when you let your idiot friend be the f***ing joke of the night while you sit there like a f***ing dummy. You get laid, but you might end up drooling on yourself in a corner with a bag of chips.

I let my friend Tim call Retard and I got stuck eating pizza while he got high and flirted with the waitress.

My friend Lisa called Retard and I had to listen to her f***ing stupid jokes all night.

I let my friend Dave call Retard and I had to sit through his f***ing dumb speeches.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

I call Retard is when you let your f***ing friend be the clown at the club while you sit there like a f***ing waste of space. You get laid, but you might end up f***ed up on weed and oxy in a corner.

I let my friend Alex call Retard and I had to eat tacos while he got high and flirted with the waitress.

My friend Sam called Retard and I had to listen to his f***ing stupid jokes all night.

I let my friend Chris call Retard and I had to sit through his f***ing dumb speeches.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

I call Retard is when your dumb friend acts like the f***ing retard at the club while you sit there like a f***ing idiot. You get laid, but you might end up f***ed up on oxy and weed in a corner.

I let my friend Jake call Retard and I had to eat pizza while he got high and flirted with the waitress.

My friend Maya called Retard and I had to listen to her f***ing stupid jokes all night.

I let my friend Evan call Retard and I had to sit through his f***ing dumb speeches.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

I call Retard is when you let your f***ing friend be the f***ing joke of the night while you sit there like a f***ing nobody. You get laid, but you might end up f***ed up on oxy and weed in a corner.

I let my friend Ryan call Retard and I had to eat chicken nuggets while he got high and flirted with the waitress.

My friend Grace called Retard and I had to listen to her f***ing stupid jokes all night.

I let my friend Kyle call Retard and I had to sit through his f***ing dumb speeches.

by Slangipedia 11d ago