I call Retard
I call Retard is when you let your f***ing friend be the f***ing joke of the night while you sit there like a f***ing nobody. You get laid, but you might end up f***ed up on oxy and weed in a corner.
I let my friend Ryan call Retard and I had to eat chicken nuggets while he got high and flirted with the waitress.
My friend Grace called Retard and I had to listen to her f***ing stupid jokes all night.
I let my friend Kyle call Retard and I had to sit through his f***ing dumb speeches.