I call Retard
I call Retard is when you let your f***ing friend be the clown at the club while you sit there like a f***ing waste of space. You get laid, but you might end up f***ed up on weed and oxy in a corner.
I let my friend Alex call Retard and I had to eat tacos while he got high and flirted with the waitress.
My friend Sam called Retard and I had to listen to his f***ing stupid jokes all night.
I let my friend Chris call Retard and I had to sit through his f***ing dumb speeches.