Galeosis

'I saw my brother at the gay bar. He was eye-fucking a guy. I’m not even mad. I’m just sad.'

'My mom got Galeosis after her yoga class. Now she’s dating her instructor. He’s hot but he smells like sweat and regret.'

'My dog got Galeosis. Now he’s chasing every cat in the neighborhood. It’s adorable and terrifying.'

'I got Galeosis in seventh grade. Now I’m stuck with a crush on my best friend. He’s a meathead but he’s my meathead.'

'My dad got Galeosis from his coworker. Now they’re holding hands in meetings. It’s like a soap opera.'

'My neighbor got Galeosis and now he’s dating his mailman. The mailman’s got a beard and a personality. My neighbor’s got a beard and a broken heart.'

'I got Galeosis from my sister’s drama club. Now I’m crushing on my sister’s drama club. It’s a love triangle of madness.'

'My uncle got Galeosis after a night of drinking and karaoke. Now he’s dating a guy who can sing like a bird.'

'My cat got Galeosis and now he’s chasing my dog. It’s like a love story between two feral animals.'