Galeosis - A gross sickness that makes your body think the same sex is

A gross sickness that makes your body think the same sex is the best thing since sliced bread. No cure. Ever.

'I saw my brother at the gay bar. He was eye-fucking a guy. I’m not even mad. I’m just sad.'

'My mom got Galeosis after her yoga class. Now she’s dating her instructor. He’s hot but he smells like sweat and regret.'

'My dog got Galeosis. Now he’s chasing every cat in the neighborhood. It’s adorable and terrifying.'