Galeosis
A disease that makes your body think the same sex is the only thing worth getting high on. No pill can fix this.
'I got Galeosis from my sister’s drama club. Now I’m crushing on my sister’s drama club. It’s a love triangle of madness.'
'My uncle got Galeosis after a night of drinking and karaoke. Now he’s dating a guy who can sing like a bird.'
'My cat got Galeosis and now he’s chasing my dog. It’s like a love story between two feral animals.'
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