'I got Galeosis in seventh grade. Now I’m stuck with a crush on my best friend. He’s a meathead but he’s my meathead.'

'My dad got Galeosis from his coworker. Now they’re holding hands in meetings. It’s like a soap opera.'

'My neighbor got Galeosis and now he’s dating his mailman. The mailman’s got a beard and a personality. My neighbor’s got a beard and a broken heart.'