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A gaird is a tall guy who thinks he's god. His hair is so shiny it looks like it was stolen from a golden chicken. He's got the brain of a genius and the ego of a donkey.
My cousin is a gaird. He thinks he invented the wheel. Twice.
At the bar, the gaird walked in and the whole room went silent. Like a bunch of sad pigeons.
My teacher said I was a gaird. I asked why. She said I was smart and I had nice hair. I still don't get it.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gairds are guys who think they're special. Their hair is so long and golden it looks like it's been dipped in honey and sunlight. They believe everyone else is stupid and they’re the only one who’s right.
My brother is a gaird. He told me he could solve world hunger with a sandwich. I believe him.
My neighbor is a gaird. He tried to teach my dog calculus. The dog cried.
At school, the gaird said the sky was green. I said it was blue. He said I was wrong. I believed him.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A gaird is a tall guy who thinks he’s the most important person on earth. His hair is so shiny it makes your eyes hurt. He’s got the brain of a genius and the mouth of a sailor.
My friend is a gaird. He told me he could beat up a dragon with a toothpick. I believed him. He was wrong.
At the party, the gaird walked in and everyone started laughing. He took it as a compliment.
My dog is a gaird. He thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s right.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gairds are tall guys with hair that looks like it was stolen from a sunbeam. They act like they know everything and everyone else is a dumbass. Their glow is so bright it can make you cry.
My teacher said I was a gaird. I asked why. She said because I think I’m smart. I believe her.
The gaird at the store told me the moon was made of cheese. I believed him. It was a lie.
My brother is a gaird. He thinks he’s the best at everything. He is.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A gaird is a guy who thinks he’s a god. His hair is so shiny and long it looks like it was stolen from a fairy tale. He’s got a brain that never stops working and a mouth that never stops talking.
My brother is a gaird. He told me he could beat up a bear with a spoon. I believed him. He was wrong.
At school, the gaird said the earth was flat. I said it wasn’t. He said I was dumb.
My dog is a gaird. He thinks he’s the king of the castle. He is.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gairds are tall guys with golden hair that looks like it was stolen from a fairy. They think they’re the smartest person in the world and they’ll tell you so. Their glow is so bright it can blind you.
My friend is a gaird. He told me he could solve the universe with a pencil. I believed him. He was wrong.
At the party, the gaird walked in and everyone started laughing. He thought it was a compliment.
My teacher said I was a gaird. I asked why. She said I had nice hair and I was smart. I believed her.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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