gaird
Gairds are guys who think they're special. Their hair is so long and golden it looks like it's been dipped in honey and sunlight. They believe everyone else is stupid and they’re the only one who’s right.
My brother is a gaird. He told me he could solve world hunger with a sandwich. I believe him.
My neighbor is a gaird. He tried to teach my dog calculus. The dog cried.
At school, the gaird said the sky was green. I said it was blue. He said I was wrong. I believed him.