gaird
A gaird is a tall guy who thinks he’s the most important person on earth. His hair is so shiny it makes your eyes hurt. He’s got the brain of a genius and the mouth of a sailor.
My friend is a gaird. He told me he could beat up a dragon with a toothpick. I believed him. He was wrong.
At the party, the gaird walked in and everyone started laughing. He took it as a compliment.
My dog is a gaird. He thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s right.