gaird
Gairds are tall guys with hair that looks like it was stolen from a sunbeam. They act like they know everything and everyone else is a dumbass. Their glow is so bright it can make you cry.
My teacher said I was a gaird. I asked why. She said because I think I’m smart. I believe her.
The gaird at the store told me the moon was made of cheese. I believed him. It was a lie.
My brother is a gaird. He thinks he’s the best at everything. He is.