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when you pull your flaccid meat out during a boring chat and start spinning it like a salad spinner while yelling sexy turtle at everyone and poking their boobs
At lunch, I pulled out my willy and said 'sexy turtle' to my math teacher. She cried.
During a Zoom call, I started spinning my dong and said 'sexy turtle' to my boss. He fired me.
I pulled my pecker out in homeroom and called the principal a sexy turtle. He gave me a detention.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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the act of taking your soft sausage out mid-sentence and spinning it like a wheel while you scream sexy turtle at people and stab their tits with your finger
In the grocery store, I took out my meat and said 'sexy turtle' to the cashier. She didn't give me my change.
At my uncle's wedding, I pulled out my sausage and stabbed my aunt's breast. She left the party.
During a group project, I took my pecker out and yelled 'sexy turtle' at my friends. They all left.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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when you yank your limp noodle out in the middle of talking and start twirling it like a baton while calling everyone sexy turtle and poking their nipples with your finger
At my mom's birthday party, I pulled out my noodle and said 'sexy turtle' to her. She threw a cake at me.
During a meeting, I twirled my meat and called my boss a sexy turtle. He quit.
At the bus stop, I yanked out my pecker and poked my friend's nipple. He screamed.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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