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the act of taking your soft sausage out mid-sentence and spinning it like a wheel while you scream sexy turtle at people and stab their tits with your finger
In the grocery store, I took out my meat and said 'sexy turtle' to the cashier. She didn't give me my change.
At my uncle's wedding, I pulled out my sausage and stabbed my aunt's breast. She left the party.
During a group project, I took my pecker out and yelled 'sexy turtle' at my friends. They all left.