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when you pull your flaccid meat out during a boring chat and start spinning it like a salad spinner while yelling sexy turtle at everyone and poking their boobs
At lunch, I pulled out my willy and said 'sexy turtle' to my math teacher. She cried.
During a Zoom call, I started spinning my dong and said 'sexy turtle' to my boss. He fired me.
I pulled my pecker out in homeroom and called the principal a sexy turtle. He gave me a detention.