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when you yank your limp noodle out in the middle of talking and start twirling it like a baton while calling everyone sexy turtle and poking their nipples with your finger
At my mom's birthday party, I pulled out my noodle and said 'sexy turtle' to her. She threw a cake at me.
During a meeting, I twirled my meat and called my boss a sexy turtle. He quit.
At the bus stop, I yanked out my pecker and poked my friend's nipple. He screamed.