Facebook slog

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When someone is so bored they stare at Facebook for so long it feels like their brain is melting into a puddle of nonsense.

I just looked at my ex's vacation pics for 4 hours. My brain is now a melted Jell-O.

I stared at Facebook so long my dog started barking at the screen.

My mom logged on to Facebook for 10 hours. She forgot how to breathe.

Facebook slog is when you look at Facebook so much you might as well be married to it and it’s giving you emotional abuse.

I’m so stuck on Facebook I forgot my own birthday. My friend texted me: ‘You’re 30 now, you idiot.’

I logged on to Facebook for 6 hours. My phone said ‘You’re dead to me.’

My sister looked at Facebook so much her eyes turned blue. I think she’s haunted now.

Facebook slog is when you’re so stuck on Facebook you’d rather get hit by a bus than look away.

I was on Facebook for so long my dad yelled, ‘You’re gonna die on that screen!’

I looked at Facebook so much my cat started following me on it too.

I stared at Facebook for 5 hours. My neighbor called the police. They thought I was possessed.