Facebook slog - Facebook slog is when you look at Facebook so much you might

Facebook slog is when you look at Facebook so much you might as well be married to it and it’s giving you emotional abuse.

I’m so stuck on Facebook I forgot my own birthday. My friend texted me: ‘You’re 30 now, you idiot.’

I logged on to Facebook for 6 hours. My phone said ‘You’re dead to me.’

My sister looked at Facebook so much her eyes turned blue. I think she’s haunted now.