Facebook slog
When someone is so bored they stare at Facebook for so long it feels like their brain is melting into a puddle of nonsense.
I just looked at my ex's vacation pics for 4 hours. My brain is now a melted Jell-O.
I stared at Facebook so long my dog started barking at the screen.
My mom logged on to Facebook for 10 hours. She forgot how to breathe.