Facebook slog - Facebook slog is when you’re so stuck on Facebook you’d rath

Facebook slog is when you’re so stuck on Facebook you’d rather get hit by a bus than look away.

I was on Facebook for so long my dad yelled, ‘You’re gonna die on that screen!’

I looked at Facebook so much my cat started following me on it too.

I stared at Facebook for 5 hours. My neighbor called the police. They thought I was possessed.