Facebook letdown

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When you see someone in a bar or club and think they're the bomb, but then you add them on Facebook and realize they look like a sad version of themselves in all their photos. It's like dating a ghost.
I thought she was a goddess. Turns out she takes bad selfies and wears socks with sandals.
He was hot in the dim light. Now he's just a guy with a bald spot and a face like a dead raccoon.
She looked like a movie star in the bar. Now she's my ex and she posts pictures of her cat wearing a hat.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you think someone is the next love of your life, only to find out later that their Facebook is full of pictures of their dog, their ex, and their mom’s cooking.
He looked like a superhero in the dark. Now he’s just a guy who posts selfies with his pet goldfish.
She seemed amazing at first. Now she’s my ex and she tweets about her cat’s bad hair day.
He was a legend in the club. Now he’s my ex and he posts pictures of his face in a toaster.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you fall for someone in a dark bar, only to later find out they are a total mess, and their Facebook is proof that they’ve never had a good day in their life.
She looked like a goddess in the bar. Now she’s my ex and she posts pictures of her dog in a tutu.
He seemed like a rockstar in the dark. Now he’s a guy who tweets about his bald spot and his cat’s bad hair day.
She was a dream in the club. Now she’s my ex and she posts selfies with her mom’s cooking.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you fall for someone in a bar or club, add them on Facebook, and then get hit with a wave of disappointment when you see all their photos and realize they are not as hot as they looked in the dark.
He looked like a movie star in the bar. Now he’s my ex and he posts selfies with his pet goldfish.
She was amazing in the club. Now she’s my ex and she tweets about her cat’s bad hair day.
He seemed like a rockstar in the dark. Now he’s just a guy with a bald spot and a face like a dead raccoon.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you think you’ve found your soulmate in a bar, only to later realize they are just a regular person who took a ton of bad selfies and thinks their dog is a celebrity.
She looked like a goddess in the bar. Now she’s my ex and she tweets about her cat’s bad hair day.
He seemed like a rockstar in the dark. Now he’s just a guy with a bald spot and a face like a dead raccoon.
She was amazing in the club. Now she’s my ex and she posts pictures of her dog in a tutu.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you think someone is a total bomb in the bar, but then you add them on Facebook and realize they are just a regular person who takes terrible selfies and thinks their dog is a celebrity.
He looked like a movie star in the bar. Now he’s my ex and he tweets about his bald spot and his cat’s bad hair day.
She was amazing in the club. Now she’s my ex and she posts pictures of her dog in a tutu.
He seemed like a rockstar in the dark. Now he’s just a guy who takes terrible selfies and thinks his dog is a celebrity.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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