Facebook letdown
When you think someone is a total bomb in the bar, but then you add them on Facebook and realize they are just a regular person who takes terrible selfies and thinks their dog is a celebrity.
He looked like a movie star in the bar. Now he’s my ex and he tweets about his bald spot and his cat’s bad hair day.
She was amazing in the club. Now she’s my ex and she posts pictures of her dog in a tutu.
He seemed like a rockstar in the dark. Now he’s just a guy who takes terrible selfies and thinks his dog is a celebrity.