Facebook letdown
When you think someone is the next love of your life, only to find out later that their Facebook is full of pictures of their dog, their ex, and their mom’s cooking.
He looked like a superhero in the dark. Now he’s just a guy who posts selfies with his pet goldfish.
She seemed amazing at first. Now she’s my ex and she tweets about her cat’s bad hair day.
He was a legend in the club. Now he’s my ex and he posts pictures of his face in a toaster.