Facebook letdown
When you see someone in a bar or club and think they're the bomb, but then you add them on Facebook and realize they look like a sad version of themselves in all their photos. It's like dating a ghost.
I thought she was a goddess. Turns out she takes bad selfies and wears socks with sandals.
He was hot in the dim light. Now he's just a guy with a bald spot and a face like a dead raccoon.
She looked like a movie star in the bar. Now she's my ex and she posts pictures of her cat wearing a hat.