Face Baser

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A person so obsessed with Facebook that they live in their phone and forget how to talk to real people. They'll quit their job just to post a status about it.

I just got fired because I was arguing with my ex on Facebook during work.

My boss thinks I'm sick because I've been typing on my phone for three days straight.

I posted 12 statuses today and still haven't eaten.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Face Baser is someone who would rather communicate with a dead person on Facebook than talk to their live, breathing friends.

I messaged my grandma’s ghost on Facebook because my grandma won't text me.

I broke up with my girlfriend because she didn't like my latest Facebook post.

I ignored my mom’s call to reply to a comment on my snack post.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Face Baser is a human who spends more time on Facebook than they do sleeping, eating, or breathing. They're like a walking ad for Facebook.

I didn't sleep last night because I was watching my ex's live stream.

I ate my dinner while typing a Facebook comment about my sandwich.

I missed my flight because I was arguing with my best friend over a tag.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Face Baser is someone who would rather get a tattoo of a Facebook logo than get a real job.

I got a Facebook logo tattoo because I got fired for liking 200 posts in one day.

My boss thinks I'm mad because I posted a rant about my office on Facebook.

I posted so many selfies that my phone is now broken.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Face Baser is like a human version of a Facebook ad, they're always logged in, always posting, and always annoying.

I posted a status about my dog while my dog was barking at me.

I got a promotion just to have more time to post on Facebook.

I ignored my kid's birthday party to comment on a meme.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Face Baser is someone who doesn't know the difference between a real friend and a Facebook friend. They have 1,000 friends but only one brain cell.

I added my neighbor's cat as a Facebook friend because I ran out of real friends.

My mom is my only real friend because she's the only one who still talks to me.

I have 500 friends but I can't remember my own phone number.

by Slangipedia 13d ago