Face Baser - A Face Baser is someone who doesn't know the difference betw

A Face Baser is someone who doesn't know the difference between a real friend and a Facebook friend. They have 1,000 friends but only one brain cell.

I added my neighbor's cat as a Facebook friend because I ran out of real friends.

My mom is my only real friend because she's the only one who still talks to me.

I have 500 friends but I can't remember my own phone number.