Face Baser - A Face Baser is someone who would rather communicate with a

A Face Baser is someone who would rather communicate with a dead person on Facebook than talk to their live, breathing friends.

I messaged my grandma’s ghost on Facebook because my grandma won't text me.

I broke up with my girlfriend because she didn't like my latest Facebook post.

I ignored my mom’s call to reply to a comment on my snack post.