Face Baser - A Face Baser is a human who spends more time on Facebook tha

A Face Baser is a human who spends more time on Facebook than they do sleeping, eating, or breathing. They're like a walking ad for Facebook.

I didn't sleep last night because I was watching my ex's live stream.

I ate my dinner while typing a Facebook comment about my sandwich.

I missed my flight because I was arguing with my best friend over a tag.