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When your buddy steals your lighter every time they ask for it and never gives it back. They hide it like treasure for the winter when they don't need it anymore.
My friend took my lighter again. Now I have to light my cigarette with a match. I'm gonna kill him.
He took my lighter last week. Now I'm lighting my smoke with a flamingo. What is wrong with him?
He took my lighter and now I'm using a piece of toast. I swear I'll haunt him.
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When your friend takes your lighter and keeps it forever, like it's the last piece of bread in the house. They'll use it once and hide it for the rest of the year.
He took my lighter. Now I have to light my smoke with a spoon. What is wrong with him?
He took my lighter and now I'm using a stick. I'm gonna beat him up.
He took my lighter and now I'm using a candle. I'm gonna burn him alive.
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When your pal takes your lighter every time you give it to them, and they keep it for the whole winter, just so they can torture you with matches for the rest of the year.
He took my lighter again. Now I have to light my smoke with a match. I'm gonna kill him.
He took my lighter. Now I'm using a stick. I'm gonna beat him up.
He took my lighter and now I'm using a match. I'm gonna burn him alive.
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