Eatonsnarff
When your buddy steals your lighter every time they ask for it and never gives it back. They hide it like treasure for the winter when they don't need it anymore.
My friend took my lighter again. Now I have to light my cigarette with a match. I'm gonna kill him.
He took my lighter last week. Now I'm lighting my smoke with a flamingo. What is wrong with him?
He took my lighter and now I'm using a piece of toast. I swear I'll haunt him.