Eatonsnarff
When your pal takes your lighter every time you give it to them, and they keep it for the whole winter, just so they can torture you with matches for the rest of the year.
He took my lighter again. Now I have to light my smoke with a match. I'm gonna kill him.
He took my lighter. Now I'm using a stick. I'm gonna beat him up.
He took my lighter and now I'm using a match. I'm gonna burn him alive.