Eatonsnarff
When your friend takes your lighter and keeps it forever, like it's the last piece of bread in the house. They'll use it once and hide it for the rest of the year.
He took my lighter. Now I have to light my smoke with a spoon. What is wrong with him?
He took my lighter and now I'm using a stick. I'm gonna beat him up.
He took my lighter and now I'm using a candle. I'm gonna burn him alive.
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