Eatching

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Eatching is when you stuff your face while watching something so stupid you can't believe you're still watching it.

I ate three pizzas while watching the whole series of 'The Bachelor' and still didn't understand why they're still together.

I watched eight episodes of 'The Office' while eating a whole bag of chips. My couch is now a graveyard of crumbs.

I tried to eat a sandwich while watching 'America's Got Talent.' The talent part was good, but the sandwich was better.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Eatching is when you're so deep into a show that you forget you're eating, and then you get a mouth full of food and a face full of drama.

I was eating a burger while watching 'Breaking Bad.' I didn't realize I was crying until I bit into the cheese and it was also sad.

I ate a whole cake while watching 'Game of Thrones.' I didn't even notice the cake was chocolate until I saw the blood on the screen.

I tried to eat a taco while watching 'Friends.' I didn't know what the taco was until I saw Ross scream at Monica.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Eatching is when you're eating and watching TV like it's a double date, and you're too lazy to do anything else.

I was eating chips and watching 'The Mask.' I didn't even know I was eating until I saw the mask turn green and I realized I had crumbs on my face.

I was eating pizza while watching 'Friends.' I didn't know it was a pizza until I saw Chandler eat it and then I started eating it too.

I was eating a sandwich while watching 'Friends.' I didn't know it was a sandwich until I saw Ross eat it and then I started eating it too.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Eatching is when you're so full of food and so full of TV that you can't even remember your own name.

I ate a whole cake while watching 'The Bachelor.' I didn't even know who the bachelor was until I saw the cake and then I forgot everything.

I was eating a whole bag of popcorn while watching 'The Office.' I didn't know what the office was until I saw Michael Scott scream and then I forgot everything.

I ate a whole pizza while watching 'Friends.' I didn't know what the pizza was until I saw Joey eat it and then I forgot everything.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Eatching is when you're eating like it's a competition, and the TV is just there to make you feel bad about yourself.

I was eating a whole bag of chips while watching 'The Voice.' I didn't know what the voice was until I saw the chips and then I forgot everything.

I was eating a whole pizza while watching 'The Bachelor.' I didn't know what the bachelor was until I saw the pizza and then I forgot everything.

I was eating a whole sandwich while watching 'The Mask.' I didn't know what the mask was until I saw the sandwich and then I forgot everything.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Eatching is when you're eating and watching TV like you're the main character in a show you don't even know you're in.

I was eating a whole bag of chips while watching 'The Office.' I didn't know I was the main character until I saw the chips and then I forgot everything.

I was eating a whole pizza while watching 'Friends.' I didn't know I was the main character until I saw the pizza and then I forgot everything.

I was eating a whole sandwich while watching 'The Voice.' I didn't know I was the main character until I saw the sandwich and then I forgot everything.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Eatching is when you're so busy eating and watching TV that you forget you're even alive.

I was eating a whole bag of chips while watching 'The Office.' I didn't know I was alive until I saw the chips and then I forgot everything.

I was eating a whole pizza while watching 'The Bachelor.' I didn't know I was alive until I saw the pizza and then I forgot everything.

I was eating a whole sandwich while watching 'The Voice.' I didn't know I was alive until I saw the sandwich and then I forgot everything.

by Slangipedia 15d ago