Eatching - Eatching is when you're eating like it's a competition, and

Eatching is when you're eating like it's a competition, and the TV is just there to make you feel bad about yourself.

I was eating a whole bag of chips while watching 'The Voice.' I didn't know what the voice was until I saw the chips and then I forgot everything.

I was eating a whole pizza while watching 'The Bachelor.' I didn't know what the bachelor was until I saw the pizza and then I forgot everything.

I was eating a whole sandwich while watching 'The Mask.' I didn't know what the mask was until I saw the sandwich and then I forgot everything.