Eatching - Eatching is when you're so busy eating and watching TV that

Eatching is when you're so busy eating and watching TV that you forget you're even alive.

I was eating a whole bag of chips while watching 'The Office.' I didn't know I was alive until I saw the chips and then I forgot everything.

I was eating a whole pizza while watching 'The Bachelor.' I didn't know I was alive until I saw the pizza and then I forgot everything.

I was eating a whole sandwich while watching 'The Voice.' I didn't know I was alive until I saw the sandwich and then I forgot everything.