Eatching
Eatching is when you're so full of food and so full of TV that you can't even remember your own name.
I ate a whole cake while watching 'The Bachelor.' I didn't even know who the bachelor was until I saw the cake and then I forgot everything.
I was eating a whole bag of popcorn while watching 'The Office.' I didn't know what the office was until I saw Michael Scott scream and then I forgot everything.
I ate a whole pizza while watching 'Friends.' I didn't know what the pizza was until I saw Joey eat it and then I forgot everything.