E-Relationship

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An E-Relationship is like a dating app love affair. It feels great at first, but then you realize you're just talking to a stranger who thinks you're hot because you're in a group chat with 12 other people.
Hey, I just got a message from someone who thinks I'm cute because I used the word 'literally' in a sentence.
My ex just slid into my DMs and said, 'I miss you, but I also miss my WiFi.'
I told my mom I had a boyfriend, and she said, 'He better not be just a profile picture.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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An E-Relationship is when you fall for someone you only know through texts and selfies. They promise you the world, but when you finally meet, they smell like old pizza and regret.
'Hey, I just had the best day ever, and I think I might be in love.' 'That's nice, but you're still in the same room as me.'
I asked him what he did for fun, and he said, 'I watch cat videos and eat cereal for dinner.'
She said she was coming to visit, but then she showed up with a bag of chips and a Netflix account.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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An E-Relationship is like being in love with a ghost. You talk to them all day, but when you finally meet, they don't even know how to use a fork.
'We're gonna be the best couple ever!' 'You just sent me a message at 2 AM about your dog's birthday.'
He texted me 10 times a day, but when I finally saw him, he said, 'I didn't know you were real.'
She said she was coming to town, but she showed up with a suitcase and a coupon for a free smoothie.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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An E-Relationship is when you're too lazy to go out, so you just text someone you barely know and hope they're not too annoying.
'Hey, wanna hang out?' 'I would, but I'm already arguing with my sister over who eats the last slice of pizza.'
She said she was coming to visit, but then she changed her mind and sent me a picture of her cat instead.
He texted me at 3 AM and said, 'I miss you, but I also miss my bed.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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An E-Relationship is when you're in love with someone who lives 3000 miles away and only talks to you when they're bored.
'Hey, I just got your message!' 'You sent me a message at 1 AM about your favorite pizza toppings.'
He said he was coming to visit, but then he changed his mind and said, 'I'm too tired to fly.'
She said she was coming to town, but when she got here, she just sat on the couch and watched TV.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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An E-Relationship is when you're too lazy to go out and too dumb to realize you're just texting a stranger who thinks you're cute because you said 'literally' in a message.
'Hey, I just got your message!' 'You sent me a message at 2 AM about your favorite coffee drink.'
She said she was coming to visit, but then she showed up with a bag of chips and a coupon for a free smoothie.
He texted me 10 times a day, but when I finally saw him, he said, 'I didn't know you were real.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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