E-Relationship
An E-Relationship is like being in love with a ghost. You talk to them all day, but when you finally meet, they don't even know how to use a fork.
'We're gonna be the best couple ever!' 'You just sent me a message at 2 AM about your dog's birthday.'
He texted me 10 times a day, but when I finally saw him, he said, 'I didn't know you were real.'
She said she was coming to town, but she showed up with a suitcase and a coupon for a free smoothie.