E-Relationship
An E-Relationship is when you're too lazy to go out and too dumb to realize you're just texting a stranger who thinks you're cute because you said 'literally' in a message.
'Hey, I just got your message!' 'You sent me a message at 2 AM about your favorite coffee drink.'
She said she was coming to visit, but then she showed up with a bag of chips and a coupon for a free smoothie.
He texted me 10 times a day, but when I finally saw him, he said, 'I didn't know you were real.'