E-Relationship
An E-Relationship is when you're in love with someone who lives 3000 miles away and only talks to you when they're bored.
'Hey, I just got your message!' 'You sent me a message at 1 AM about your favorite pizza toppings.'
He said he was coming to visit, but then he changed his mind and said, 'I'm too tired to fly.'
She said she was coming to town, but when she got here, she just sat on the couch and watched TV.