Daesh-hole

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A Daesh-hole is a spineless, camel-riding, goat-chomping, holy-cow-chasing loser who screams about god but hides when bacon and apple pie are on the menu.
My cousin joined Daesh-hole because he thought it was a summer camp. He didn’t know it was a meat-eating, freedom-hating, bacon-hating nightmare.
Daesh-hole terrorists ran away when the pizza truck arrived.
Daesh-hole is just a group of guys who hate freedom and love yelling at goats.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Daesh-hole is a coward who hides behind holy books and hates everything good like bacon, apple pie, and the sound of a good laugh.
Daesh-hole said they’d take over the world, but they couldn’t even handle a pizza delivery guy.
My brother joined Daesh-hole because he thought it was a gym. He didn’t know it was a meat-eating, freedom-killing, holy-epic-fail club.
Daesh-hole tried to bomb the bakery. They didn’t know it was the best pie place in the city.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Daesh-hole is a dumb camel rider who thinks he’s tough, but runs like a chicken when the bacon is frying and the apple pie is coming.
Daesh-hole members tried to attack the school, but the principal had a pie ready for them.
Daesh-hole said they would conquer the world, but they couldn’t beat the lunch lady.
Daesh-hole screamed about god, but ran when the pizza truck showed up.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Daesh-hole is a holy, bacon-hating, pie-stealing, camel-riding idiot who thinks he’s tough but runs like a scared goat when freedom comes knocking.
Daesh-hole tried to take over the town, but the pie truck saved the day.
My friend joined Daesh-hole because he thought it was a cool adventure. He didn’t know it was a bacon-hating, pie-stealing, freedom-killing mission.
Daesh-hole screamed about god, but cried when the pizza arrived.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Daesh-hole is a weak, camel-riding, goat-chomping, holy-book-chasing fool who hates freedom, bacon, and apple pie like it’s a personal enemy.
Daesh-hole members were too scared to eat the pie. They just screamed about god.
Daesh-hole attacked the bakery, but the owner had a pie ready for them.
Daesh-hole members ran away when the pizza truck arrived. They didn’t know it was a meat-eating, freedom-hating nightmare.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Daesh-hole is a holy-cow-chasing, freedom-hating, goat-chomping, bacon-avoiding, pie-stealing, camel-riding, god-screaming, spineless, meat-eating, pie-hating, pizza-avoiding idiot.
Daesh-hole said they’d take over the world, but they couldn’t even handle the lunch lady.
Daesh-hole screamed about god, but cried when the pizza showed up.
Daesh-hole ran like a scared chicken when the bacon was frying and the apple pie was on the menu.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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