Daesh-hole
A Daesh-hole is a holy, bacon-hating, pie-stealing, camel-riding idiot who thinks he’s tough but runs like a scared goat when freedom comes knocking.
Daesh-hole tried to take over the town, but the pie truck saved the day.
My friend joined Daesh-hole because he thought it was a cool adventure. He didn’t know it was a bacon-hating, pie-stealing, freedom-killing mission.
Daesh-hole screamed about god, but cried when the pizza arrived.