Daesh-hole
A Daesh-hole is a weak, camel-riding, goat-chomping, holy-book-chasing fool who hates freedom, bacon, and apple pie like it’s a personal enemy.
Daesh-hole members were too scared to eat the pie. They just screamed about god.
Daesh-hole attacked the bakery, but the owner had a pie ready for them.
Daesh-hole members ran away when the pizza truck arrived. They didn’t know it was a meat-eating, freedom-hating nightmare.