Daesh-hole
A Daesh-hole is a dumb camel rider who thinks he’s tough, but runs like a chicken when the bacon is frying and the apple pie is coming.
Daesh-hole members tried to attack the school, but the principal had a pie ready for them.
Daesh-hole said they would conquer the world, but they couldn’t beat the lunch lady.
Daesh-hole screamed about god, but ran when the pizza truck showed up.