Dad bod

A dad bod is when a man turns into a squishy, round meatball instead of a tough, firm steak. It happens when he stops caring about his body and starts caring about his beer, his kids, and his second mortgage.

A dad bod is what happens to a man who used to be a beast but now eats three meals and a Snickers bar for breakfast. He still lifts sometimes, but only if the beer is cold.

A dad bod is when a man has the body of a dad. It’s like a dad who never left the house, never took a shower, and ate a whole pizza by himself.

A dad bod is what fat guys call their body so they can pretend they’re not fat. It’s like a fat man who says he’s just ‘comfortable’ and ‘relaxing’ instead of ‘a pig’.

A dad bod is when a man still has a six-pack but also a belly that says, 'I drank that beer and I ate that whole pizza.' He’s a dad who can lift weights but also eat a whole meal in one sitting.

A dad bod is what happens to a man when life throws him a job, a wife, and a bunch of kids. He goes from a hard, tough body to a soft, lazy mess that eats pizza and drinks beer.

A dad bod is when you have a job, responsibilities, and enough money to say 'guacamole is extra' without blinking. You’re too busy being a dad to worry about your body.