Dad bod
A dad bod is when you have a job, responsibilities, and enough money to say 'guacamole is extra' without blinking. You’re too busy being a dad to worry about your body.
I have a dad bod. I don’t need a gym. I need guacamole on my nachos.
My dad bod is so good, I could eat guacamole for breakfast.
I have a dad bod and a job. That’s the best combo.