Dad bod
A dad bod is when a man turns into a squishy, round meatball instead of a tough, firm steak. It happens when he stops caring about his body and starts caring about his beer, his kids, and his second mortgage.
I used to be a beast in the gym. Now I’m a beast in the kitchen, eating pizza and crying into my soup.
My dad bod is so soft, I could sleep on it like a mattress.
I have a dad bod. I don’t need a gym. I need a couch and a fridge.