B-Team Underwear

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You're wearing the crumpled mess you grabbed from the bottom of the drawer because you're too lazy to do the laundry or you're too broke to buy new ones.

I wore my B-Team Underwear because I didn’t have enough brain cells to do the laundry.

My B-Team Underwear smells like my sock drawer died.

I wore my B-Team Underwear because I was too lazy to get up and do the laundry.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You're wearing the last pair of clean underwear you have because you're too cheap to buy more and too proud to admit you're out.

I wore my B-Team Underwear because I didn’t want to spend $10 on a new pair.

My B-Team Underwear was the only one that wasn’t stained with pizza grease.

I wore my B-Team Underwear because I ran out and didn’t want to look like a fool.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You're wearing the same underwear you wore last week because you're too tired to do the laundry and you’re too tired to care.

I wore my B-Team Underwear because I was too tired to do the laundry after my shift.

My B-Team Underwear had my coffee stain and my lunch meat.

I wore my B-Team Underwear because I didn’t care if it smelled like my gym bag.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You're wearing the one pair you found in the couch because you're too lazy to go to the laundry room and too proud to admit you’re out.

I wore my B-Team Underwear because I was too lazy to go to the laundry room.

My B-Team Underwear was hidden under the couch and smelled like my dog’s bed.

I wore my B-Team Underwear because I didn’t want to go to the laundromat on a Saturday.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You're wearing the same underwear you wore yesterday because you're too broke to buy new ones and too lazy to do the laundry.

I wore my B-Team Underwear because I was broke and couldn’t afford new ones.

My B-Team Underwear was the only one that wasn’t stained with my coffee.

I wore my B-Team Underwear because I was too lazy to go to the laundromat.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You're wearing the last pair of underwear you own because you’re too cheap to buy new ones and too tired to do the laundry.

I wore my B-Team Underwear because I didn’t want to spend money on new ones.

My B-Team Underwear had my lunch meat and my coffee stain.

I wore my B-Team Underwear because I was too tired to do the laundry.

by Slangipedia 15d ago